Sunday, August 21, 2011

Oh yeah?

Actual dialogue

"I said, 'No videos until the living room is tidy.' "

"Okay, we'll wait until you're done tidying."

*eye twitch* [I might have flipped someone the bird while his back was turned.]

Followed by internal monologue

"Fine. The living room just went to the bottom of my list, after the kitchen, bathrooms, closets, laundry room, and storage locker."




Ed note: this got drafted quite a while ago but not posted for some reason.

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